carpedeeeznuts: If you put your ear close to a girl’s vagina you can hear her ask what the fuck you’re doing.
Romeo: I just met you
Romeo: and this is crazy
Romeo: but marry me in three days
Romeo: and commit mutual suicide
v1kster asked: mano esta es la primera vez viendolos live y estan cabrones. ahora es que estan trayendo bandas buenisimas para PR.
michiiiiiii: l0n3ly-: gayometry: kfcrage: cokecaine: wat we got true gucci and louis they said and they continue to wear baby gap old navy and roca wear adding this to my me page because it really shows my true essence omfg i died lolol hahahah wtf is up with my life today
Haha you guys.
I go out with a boy, and guess what happens within five minutes of our outing? I leave my keys in the car.
The United States of America on college education
Student: I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.
USA: YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.
Student: I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.
USA: HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.
Student: I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.
USA: YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.
vikaria: muddy shoes sore legs muddy pants back hurts munchies at 4am MGMT live Babasonicos live Circo Live electronica people using you as support so they didn’t fall annoying girls familiar faces coño, pero la suerte que tuviste para ver a los Babasonicos en vivooooo! hasta envidia tengo : (
Haha my life is full of too many surprises.