k1mkardashian:

i feel like this is an america’s next top model challenge

k1mkardashian:

i feel like this is an america’s next top model challenge

(via tyleroakley)


(via tyleroakley)


cistro:

Am i a womfn? Am i a womfn?

(via tyleroakley)


pizzaight:

shutsman:

WHAT SPORT IS THIS?

my sport

pizzaight:

shutsman:

WHAT SPORT IS THIS?

my sport

(via tyleroakley)


gayblowjob:

i feel this on a personal level

gayblowjob:

i feel this on a personal level

(via tyleroakley)


kimkanyekimye:

5 YEARS ago today, September 13, 2009

kimkanyekimye:

5 YEARS ago today, September 13, 2009


miumiucondensation:

cumtrails:

scandalous


im screaming

miumiucondensation:

cumtrails:

scandalous

im screaming

(via beyoncebeytwice)


monicagutierrez:

leighannsays:

aw

You can’t tell me he doesn’t treat her like a queen. Love or hate them. He treats her the way every man should treat their girlfriend/wife.

(via kimkanyekimye)


for-five:

orwellianson:

Alejandro Jodorowsky

Me

My boyfriend loves him and his son and they’re odd men for sure


itsyourdistraction:

i-am-not-your-baby-unicorn:

saltwaterandink:

leviswaxedass:

dahniwitchoflight:

leviswaxedass:

disneydamselestelle:

scottylubemeup:

THIS WAS A CHILDRENS MOVIE

A CHILDRENS BIBLE MOVIE

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Amen

FUN FACT: in hebrew, “feet” is a euphemism for genitals.

so if you ever see “washing feet” in the bible, it, uh. yeah.

(source is my old bible class textbook which i don’t have on me anymore :( )

HOLY SHIT WHAT

I MEAN CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG BUT I SWEAR TO GOD I REMEMBER READING A STORY IN THE BIBLE WHERE JESUS CLEANED THE ‘FEET’ OF A LADY PROSTITUTE INFRONT OF HIS TWELVE DISCIPLES WHO GOT SERIOUSLY GROSSED OUT. THEM GETTING REALLY SUPER GROSSED OUT BY THAT NEVER MADE SENSE TO ME UNTIL NOW.

JESUS CHRIST JESUS.

YOU NASTY.

#WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN JESUS IS THE ONE WHO NEEDS JESUS

THAT HASHTAG I”m—-—

Plot Twist: The Bible is full of blowjobs

and they say homosexuality is sin.

when I used to go to CCD they did this thing “washing of the feet” thing once, and said it was traditional. I feel all wrong now……